Two Turn Tables and a Broken Microphone

Two topics today. Me, of course. Duh. And something else that one may say I'm being vague about, but whatever. I can do what I want. That IS the beauty of blogging right? And while we are on that topic, what the hell does blog stand for anyway? Is it an acronym? Or a name of someone? I digress.Now, back to me. I'm an idiot. So my evil plan for last night was to break up with the boyfriend. I had it all worked out. "I don't deserve to be treated this way. You treat me like shit all the time. You are not the person I fell in love with."What's that? How did it go, you say? OH IT WENT FANTASTICALLY. Yeah, you're right, I totally caved. Now, don't get me wrong, I said those things, and I stood my ground for about an hour. I did not cry, I did not yell, I stayed calm and stuck to my guns. And then the most bizarre thing happened....He did not accept my break up.
Basically he turned me down. What I mean is, we are still together, not broken up. We talked for hours about the things that make us crazy, mad, hurt, anything. We ended the conversation well, with a light at the end of the tunnel again.GREAT. GOOD JOB NIK. I failed. But maybe it's for the best? Can't I have a little faith?Until tomorrow, we shall see.
Second topic.Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul.You have become one of my favorite people.It is such a shame to hear you talk about how un-amazing you are, for you are one of the most amazing people that I have ever met. Maybe you aren't a master fencer, or the worlds best basket weaver. BUT you are the best at so many other things.
Here's a list of things that I think you are the best at:
1. Making my heart hurt less.
2. Making me smile when I thought it was broken.
3. I don't have proof on this one, but I am very confident there would be no argument from anyone. Making PB&J for your chickens. No one can ever make a PB&J quite like your mom can.
4. Wooby selection.
5. Calming me down.
6. You have perfect teeth.
7. You have the strength of 1000 gods inside that giant heart of yours. It inspires me.
8. Being a reliable friend.
9. Giving others hope for a better tomorrow.
10. Stopping and smelling the roses. Snowflakes. Need I say more?
11. Lasagna with medallions.
12. Oozing with sex.
13. Walking in high heels.1
4. Making a house so homey and warm.
15. Being in love with your mauw.
16. Best coffee date. Hands down.
17. Being a mother.
18. Drinking vodka with Russians.
You should be so proud of yourself. You are the most incredible person I know. I look up to you for these reasons listed above and many more.Thank you for making me laugh. Thank you for being a good person. Thank you for being my friend. Thank you for being patient. Thank you for never judging me for being weak. Thank you for understanding. Thank you for taking time for me even when I know very well that you don't have many minutes to spare. Thank you for making me feel welcome in your life and your home. Thank you for sharing your beautiful children with me, they warm my heart. Thank you for smoke breaks and emails and inside jokes and dreams of our futures together. You are the best.